I Put the "Pro" in Procrastinate!

I really do. I am procrastinating right now as I am blogging about procrastination. I need to fold laundry, do a load of laundry, do dishes, clean the living room, clean the kid's room, clean our bedroom and clean the bathrooms. I also need to chop up my produce to go in the freezer, vacuum the floors and sweep the floors. However, I am procrastinating and blogging instead! I already procrastinated and came up with a list of meals that I can have at the fast food restaurants without having an enormous amount of calories. So, I was sort of productive while I was procrastinating. In fact, I'll probably write a blog about the fast food menus after this one. You know, just to procrastinate a little bit more. This has been sort of productive, however. I wrote a to-do list while I was writing this procrastinating blog. I have always been a procrastinator. As long as I can remember I have always said, "I'll do it tomorrow." As a kid, I remember saying that a lot. My mom would tell me to clean my room. Sure, Mom, right after I finish playing with all the cool stuff in here. As a matter of fact, I better wait until tomorrow because it will take me that long to finish playing. Even consequences to my procrastination didn't phase me until I was older. When I came home from school with my sister, we totally procrastinated on our chores until around 5:00 pm. We knew our mom would be home around 5:30, so we rushed around at 5:05 to try to get all of our chores done before she got there. It was like a race. We usually made it. Every once in a while my dad would come home early and we wouldn't have started yet. Then we would run and do as much as we could in the 4 minutes it took him to come inside. He didn't say much as long as we were doing it when he came in. I bet there are a lot of other people out there right now, procrastinating in cyber space. They are avoiding doing housework, school work, or even their job right now. Procrastination is a disease, I tell you. We need medication...oh and another person who is not a procrastinator to help us. It would be just like assisted living. Assisted Living for Procrastinators...someone needs to do this. They would make a killing. I would...but you know...